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HOLY JEEEESUS

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paintedwingsflying:

curvecreation:

more-than-5evr:

excuse me

is that seahorse sperm or baby seahorses i can’t tell

They’re baby sea horses. When sea horses breed, the female leaves the fertile eggs with the Male, who stores them in a pouch until they hatch. They make me think of sea monkeys….

he looks like he’s ejaculating babies everywhere…

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omg whyyy

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lololol

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Started packing #coffeemakesmeproductive

Fishy bought me a mug that changes color when it gets hot! #ilikenoveltyitems

love this show so hard

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odd-things-about-me:

Let us follow each other and have an amazing party!

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“[Voldemort] flew gracefully into the air, did a backflip mid-jump, and landed in his previous position straddling Draco, “or I could even do this!” he rammed his cock into Draco’s arse.”

OMG!

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thecakebar:

Green Eggs and Ham Cake!